Caffeinated Unqualified Still Here Long Sleeve Tee
White / S
$35.99
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This long-sleeve tee carries a wry, honest voice—bold black type across a clean white canvas reads “CAFFEINATED / UNQUALIFIED / STILL HERE.” It feels like the worn-in companion you reach for on days you’re juggling deadlines, side hustles, and barely-there sleep. The heavier vintage-weight cotton and tubular knit give a structured, slightly retro silhouette that sits well under a jacket or worn on its own. The ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and sewn-in label speak to durability: it stretches with you but keeps its shape. Sized in a classic fit (runs a bit small), it’s built for everyday wear and the kind of real-life humor that connects with fellow grinders, creatives, and late-shift warriors.
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) for structure and warmth
- Tubular knit—no side seams—for a cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar with seam retains shape through washes
- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; note: runs smaller than usual
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
Caffeinated Unqualified Still Here Long Sleeve Tee
$35.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- Thicker vintage-feel cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) for structure and warmth
- Tubular knit—no side seams—for a cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar with seam retains shape through washes
- Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; note: runs smaller than usual
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 2400, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean